when i was little, kids used to think he was my dad. when i got older, people used to think he was my boyfriend (gross!), now people just know he’s my brother. he used to be in a 90’s hair band, have highlights + wear spandex. he taught me how to do my make-up and took me to get the best mullet haircuts a 9 year old girl could dream of, he made the best scary noises + always scared off any bullies + always sent my letters to santa for me. he made awesome lip syncing videos of us, took me to my first concert, stryper! and has given me 4 of the best nephews + nieces. today is his birthday and he turns 50! happy birthday to the craziest, loudest, best (ahem) OLDER brother!